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"the talk"

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Dæver

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Can’t touch this…

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[SlayerDad 6 066 15 157]

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Shakira, Shakira!

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The Lie-To-Yourself Diet

PIZZA | MN, USA | EXTRA STUPID, FOOD & DRINK, HEALTH & BODY

Me: *answering phone* “Thank you for calling [Pizza Place]. This is [My Name]. Can I interest you in two large pizzas with up to five toppings and a pop for only $22.99?”

Customer: “No, I don’t need that much. I’m on a diet.”

Me: “Okay. What can I get you tonight?”

Customer: “Can I get a large veggie pizza, but hold the mushrooms, black olives, green peppers, and onions, and add sausage, beef, bacon, Canadian bacon and pepperoni.”

Me: “Okay, that would just be a meats pizza with tomatoes.”

Customer: “No, I’m on a diet. I need a veggie pizza because of my diet. but hold the mushrooms, black olives, green peppers, and onions, and add sausage, beef, bacon, Canadian bacon and pepperoni.”

Me: “Okay, no problem. Your total will be $11 and we will have it ready in 15 minutes.”

(I rang up the order the way she wanted it but told my coworkers that it was just a meats pizza with tomatoes.)

http://notalwaysright.com/the-lie-to-yourself-diet/38328

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HAHAHHAHA, as an IT-guy, 10/10 will do