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  1. Okey 20-30 kg ned på bøyen og mer spenn på marken? Skal se om jeg har noen videoer med lettere belastning på bøyen. Hadde inntrykket om at jeg skulle ligge oppundeer max, fordi det var da man så teknikk feilene, ikke på 40kg Takk for svar!
  2. Er det none snille jenter der ute som ønsker å hjelpe meg å plukke ut de "beste" bildene mine. Gjerne begrunne hva som er bad and good ved dem MASSE takk for de som har tid\vilje til å hjelpe. Krma. What goes around comes around. Det tror ihvertfall jeg på Sender bilde på pm eller så kan jeg legge ut her.
  3. Må ta all info på pm. Hovedfokus er styrke\base øvelser og å bli rippa.
  4. Ta på dere leggvarmerene deres og veskene....
  5. Men må si jeg har lyst på høne. Er jo lørdag
  6. smirnoff og dark dog mad gainz. blir ihvertfall markert!
  7. bump bump:P Noen smarte folk ned peiling som kan hjelpe meg. og noen som vet om noen bra styrkeløft klubber i nærheten av Holmestrand?
  8. noen som kan hjelpe. Ikke no problem å se videone.....
  9. I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. After a few minutes I said to him "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why the fock you ask me dat?... Is coz I look Chinee?" No, I said. "It's because you're drinking my beer, you slant eyed little cocksucker".
  10. i phoned a Chinese restaurant last night and the man said,"Hello, I'm Wan King the chef:L" I said,"No worries, I'll call back later"
  11. "I love you loads, honeypie." My wife said earlier. "And I love you tons." I replied. "What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed. Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf.
  12. "Excuse me" I said to the woman sat in front of me "You have some semen on the back of your jacket". "I'm sure it's not semen" she said "It's probably yoghurt". "It's definitely semen" I said "I don't ejaculate yoghurt".
  13. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
  14. Valentines Day: Dinner:€100 Drinks:€50 Taxi:€20 Hotel:€400 The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period... PRICELESS!
  15. At the last supper, Jesus takes the bread, blesses it, and says, "Take this, all of you, and eat it, for this is my body." He then proceeds to bless the wine and says, "Take this, all of you, and drink it, for this is my blood." Finally, he picks up the milk, but Peter looks at him and says, "You can fuck off."
  16. When my girlfriend was paralysed after the accident she worried about the changes it would have to her life. My concern was how would she cope now that she was single.
  17. James wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else… One day, James got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I’ll give you a $100 if you let me screw you,But the girl said NO. James said, "I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down." So
  18. John, a Sydney University student, was hitchhiking about 100 kilometres north of Brisbane on an unlit country road and on a very dark night with a severe storm raging. Thunder, lightning, torrential rain… the night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see more than a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, in a flash of lightning, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and it stopped just a few feet from where he stood. John, in the dark and driving rain, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door… immediately noticing
  19. The missus decided to wear a burka for a week just to see what the reaction would be. The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose, kicked up the fundamental and received death threats. Fuck knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house
  20. I was watching my door neighbour's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was jerking off, I turned to notice my wife just standing there, arms folded... watching me. Do you think she's a pervert?
  21. Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
  22. Back when I was a kid, there was no internet, So people would sometimes have to walk for miles just to call me a cunt.
  23. A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City. There women go to find a husband . Among the instructions at the entrance one can find the following: You can only visit this store ONCE ! There are six floors and the value of products rises as you come up the floors . You can select a product in a floor , or you can choose to go one floor up . But you can not go down one floor , except to leave the store ! A woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . In the first floor there is a sign on the door reads : First floor - These men have jobs . She is interes
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